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    A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine, she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more cents pushed the button and another coke came out.
    She kept doing this until a guy standing behind her said, "Excuse me, can I get my coke and then you can go back to what ever you are doing?"
    The blonde turns around and says, "Like duh not when I am winning!!"
  • Chauffeur! One day Bill Clinton is riding in his Limousine and he said to the driver, 'You know, I used to love driving very much when I was young, and I haven`t done it for a long time. Why don`t you let me drive for once?'The driver thinks to himself
  • Kargil ! The Sikh regiment was climbing a hill in the Kargil sector during the war when suddenly from the direction of the summit the Pakistani regiment opened fire on them. The Sikh regiment took cover behind boulders and started to return the firing. The firing continued for a long time and...
  • One wish for all 3 of you! Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a...
  • Whistle ! A Rajastani, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He`d never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the rail tracks one day, he hears this whistle -- Whooee da Whoee! -- but...
  • Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
    Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
    Lallo : Oh yes! In most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
    Gates : At home have u installed...
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